Desus & Mero Season 2 Thursday, November 2, 2017

Woody Allen feels sad for Harvey Weinstein. OJ's back out on the prowl. Black-ish creator Kenya Barris reveals which episode he's proudest of.

The Yankees clap back at the Astros. Trump and McConnell pretend to be pals. New Yorkers use literal doggy bags on the subway. A Boogie talks success at a young age.

Dwyane Wade calls LeBron cheap and jealous of his hair. The Yankees come back to tie the series at 2. Michael Stahl-David talks Narcos, graffiti & his new films.

Desus & Mero enjoy game 5 with a white family at Yankee Stadium. A Yelper outs a restaurant for using Popeyes chicken. Charlamagne Tha God talks "Black Privilege."

Lil B has love for A Boogie's crew after they jump him. Gabrielle Union preaches butt play reciprocity. J.B. Smoove talks "The Book of Leon" & the zombie apocalypse.

Bob Corker calls out Trump for all his lies. Ben Carson gets cooked by Rep. Al Green at a HUD budget hearing. Al Harrington talks his new Cannabis film & his NBA days.

Amazon wants the key to your house. A dude takes heat for the pics he's likin' on Instagram. Talib Kweli talks his new album & his relationships with Chappelle & Kanye.

Iman Shumpert drops in to watch clips and give some takes. Trump again reminds us how smart he is. Ty Dolla $ign talks about his new album “Beach House 3.”

Paul Manafort gets indicted. Cardi B. gets a ring from Offset. Rosie Perez recalls meeting Spike Lee.

Trump takes a break from fuming over Mueller to hand out candy to Halloweeners. DeRay Davis talks his Netflix special, roasting comics and polyamory.

J.LO and AROD share all their corny details with Vanity Fair. Conor McGregor drops the homophobic F-word again. Frankie J and Baby Bash perform “Suga Suga.”

Diddy changes his name again. Shaq's beefin with "Big Shaq" from London. Fabolous talks his new collab with Jadakiss and relationship with Jay-Z.

Rand Paul gets jumped by his neighbor. A pastor shames a guy & his side chick at a service in Zimbabwe. Jeff Ross talks his new special & life as the roast king.

Desus makes Mero eat a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Two lions have sex 100 times in a day. Amanda Seales confronts Mero on his tweets @ her from 2012.

Drake is stockpiling Birkin bags for future Mrs. Drake. Trump gives China props for taking advantage of the U.S. Steve Stoute talks his success in music & advertising.

Desus & Mero watch 50 shades of Sammy Sosa. Trump meets his favorite dictators in Asia. LeBron rides the subway. T. Pain talks his new album.

Enes Kanter gets in LeBron's face. A white guy thinks he's Filipino. A lady finds her man in bed with her mom. Jay Pharoah talks Charlie Murphy & “White Famous.”

LaVar Ball's boy thanks Trump for freeing him from China. People thinks Blake Shelton is sexy. Gary Owen talks "All Def Comedy" & why black audiences like him.

A grandpa's heart gets broken on Wheel of Fortune. Articles of Trump's Impeachment get filed in Congress. Erykah Badu talks Soul Train Awards & being a doula.

Trump earns beef status with LaVar Ball, Marshawn Lynch and Snoop Dogg all in one day. Sneaker Designer John Geiger talks shoes.

Chris Cuomo tries to interview LaVar Ball. A rat terrorizes NYC subway riders. Marshawn Lynch loves Mexicans. Diplo talks Rihanna & his new doc.

Trump takes Roy Moore's word for it & claps back at LaVar Ball again. Ray Allen gets catfished. Daniel Caesar talks his new album.

Desus & Mero host the Ball Baggys: the first annual Thanksgiving awards show that celebrates clips of their favorite people, animals and moments from the past year.

Prince Harry gets engaged. The failing NY Times profiles a Nazi. Cam'Ron and Ma$e have some beef on Thanksgiving. Black Thought talks The Roots & “The Deuce.”

The Sex Robots are coming. Prince Harry & Meghan Markle discuss their engagement. Wyclef Jean talks his Haitian roots & his new mixtape.

Jay-Z's Grammy nomination upsets Laura Ingraham. Eli Manning's benching upsets Mike Francesa. Matty Matheson talks his new show "IT'S SUPPERTIME!"

Jay-Z gets deep with the failing NY Times. Parliament roasts Trump for retweeting a British anti-Muslim group. Nikole Hannah-Jones talks why she got into journalism.

Flynn's guilty plea induces an obstruction of justice worthy Trump tweet. Larry King can't handle a vape pen. Ester Dean talks songwriting & "Picture Perfect 3."

LaVar Ball returns to CNN. Cops bust the most honest meth dealer in America. Wendy Williams throws shade at Ashanti. Big K.R.I.T. talks his new album and upcoming tour.

Trump slurs his speech on recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital. A soccer fan apologizes for pooping in the stands. Pastor Carl Lentz recalls baptizing Bieber.

The mom who filmed her bullied son swears she's not racist. An NYPD precinct releases a bad rap video. Seth Rogen recalls Kanye rapping for him in a van.

CNN's New Year's Eve Live features a weed bus & a drunk Don Lemon. An MMA fighter can't find anyone to fight her. Hari Kondabolu talks "The Problem With Apu."

Trump threatens nuclear war on twitter. DJ Khaled shares his Weight Watchers journey on Instagram. Justin Timberlake goes country. Katie Nolan talks life at ESPN.

A Russian face slap champion is crowned. A racist lawyer erupts at people speaking Spanish. A Kent State grad loves her guns. Terry Crews talks Brooklyn 99 & Deadpool 2.